thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(via shrugging)

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(via drpepper2)

perks-of-being-chinese:

HE SENT ME A SNAPCHAT OF HIS NUTS AND THE CAPTION WAS ‘IM NUTS FOR YOU’

(via treysticles)

(via svveden)

(via dirtywrat)

fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

(via treysticles)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via dirtywrat)

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

(via hennyculture)