when you’re stuck at a family event
why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush
for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
ya I would suck dick for a good grade….
y’know, sometimes i wonder: IS there a god up there? god creates things that cause catastrophe, chaos, horror. he must have a reason. people say he’s all loving, but if he is up there, why must he create the horrors of the world? does he do it to have us mortals appreciate the good things in our lifetimes more? or does he just play tricks with us, see how long until we become distrustful and betray one another? questions like these haven’t been answered quite yet, but i hope someday, someone out there will find the answers that humanity has longed for since the beginning of time.